What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 15:35
-mwahh
“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]
“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]
“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]
“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”
What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?
Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3
“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]
“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”
What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?
“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”
“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”
I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:
“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”